Future General Assembly Requirements
REQUIREMENTS FOR FUTURE GA MEETINGS...
From now on, all General Assemblies must be held in cities with Major League Baseball teams.
Restaurants MUST be in walking distance.
The only talk about sex and ordination at General Assembly should be something dirty my wife whispers to me.
Bloggers should have a designated space in the exhibition hall so we can meet face to face.
Solitare games must be removed from Commissioners laptops -- don't commissioners know the press sit right behind them?
STRANGES MOMENT OF GA MEETING...
My Presbytery Executive walks up to me and has to be introduced to me. "Oh, I didn't recognize you now that you have grown a beard," she tells me. Should I say, "Yep, grew it in 1971?" I've been on Presbytery Council. COM. CPM. I'm at Presbytery office almost every month. Geeee....
OK, I'm home. I'm ready to celebrate the fact that the Miami Heat is the BEST team in the NBA.